The first day of the zest of your knife

BUT SERIOUSLY

THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A REGULAR JOURNAL, ESSENTIALLY FOR DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY MEMBERS. TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF APRIL AND THE FIRST ENTRY. IT'S CLOUDY, HALF PAST ELEVEN IN THE MORNING, AND I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT I HAVE TWO CONSECUTIVE FREE HOURS RATHER THAN CLASS. I AM LEVITATING.